Et par drøje men kærlige hug til vores nære bekendte Unitarerne !
En kvæker ankom til sin overraskelse direkte til himlen. Hun spurge Sankt Peter: "Hvor er Unitarerne ???"
Skt. Peter svarede: "Gå et par meter tilbage og kig henover vejkrydset !"
Bag vejkrydset var der to skilte, der pegede i hver sin retning:
1. Til Himlen
2. Til diskussion-klubben om himlen
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Efter sigende set på en Unitars gravsten
Her hviler en livslang Unitar... fuldt klædt på ... og ingen steder at tage hen !
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Q: Hvad får man hvis man parrer en Unitar med et Jehovas Vidne ?
A: en person der banker på din dør uden nogen specielt indlysende grund !
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Med livrem og seler
Unitarens aftenbøn:
Kære Gud... hvis der altså ER en Gud - hvis du kan, red min sjæl .... hvis jeg altså HAR en sjæl !?
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A convict on Death Row, the night before his scheduled execution, was visited by the warden.
The warden, in talking with the condemned man, said, "Usually at this point, persons in your situation find
great comfort in talking to a member of the clergy. With that in mind, would you like us to send the prison
chaplain over for a visit?"
The convict replied, "Well, warden, I have to tell you - I was raised a Unitarian Universalist."
The warden then said, " Well, then, would you like to talk to a math professor ?"
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Did you hear about the Unitarian branch of the Ku Klux Klan?
They burn question marks in people's front yards .
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A man was walking up the street, when he passed by a Catholic Church. He noticed smoke pouring out of the building.
He ran inside, and yelled to the Priest, "Father, Father!! Your Church is on Fire!" The Priest grabbed the New Testament,
and ran out.
A little farther up the road, the man passed by a Jewish Synagogue. Smoke was pouring out of the building. He ran inside.
"Rabbi, Rabbi!! Your building is on fire!", cried the man. The Rabbi grabbed the Old Testament, and ran out.
A little farther down, the man came by a Unitarian Universalist Church. It, too, was on fire. The man rushed inside.
"Minister, Minister!! Your Church is on fire!", cried the man. The minister grabbed the coffeepot and ran out.
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